If You Sell It, They Will Come
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009This week the US Geological Survey issued its much-anticipated report Giant Constrictors assessing the impact of 9 “giant” snake species on the country’s “ecology, economy, and domestic tranquility.”
It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to realize a 200 pound reticulated python (or anaconda, burmese python, afrock, etc.) can seriously f#$% up the average voting citizen’s domestic tranquility. It likewise doesn’t take 323 pages to know South Florida is perfect habitat for jungle reptiles. (more…)